Monday, March 14, 2005

the ten commandments

just reposting the ten commandments blogged by a t. these rules will be in effect during this holy week, which we will be spending in romblon. it is my understanding that these commandments will also apply to all out of town trips hereafter, so be warned.

1. Invitees cannot invite unless with permission from events coordinator
2. Invitees of invitees cannot invite.
3. Your invitee, your responsibility.
4. If you are the one making the phone calls, you can invite as many as you want, even the whole crew of the ship.
5. If you annoy the events coordinator, you will be fed to the sharks. (yes! where we're going there will be sharks!)
6. Invitees cannot be señoritas. Only bananas are señoritas. Señoritas will be fed to the sharks.
7. If there's a communication about the trip, TBA! Text back agad! (kundi iwan ka namin!)
8. Negavibes not allowed.
9. No wishy-washy blockheads allowed. Goodbye, Charlie Brown!
10. Ito classic commandment ng lahat: Be on time!